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Birdwatchers thrilled at first ever sighting of a girlfriend
Hundreds of excited twitchers converged on a remote Welsh Estuary yesterday where a fellow birdwatcher was spotted with a girlfriend. Ornithologists think this may be the first ever sighting of a...
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RSPB organise Britain’s first ‘Ex-Banker Watch’
Thousands of unemployed bankers were identified by amateur enthusiasts across the country in Britain’s first organised survey of sacked investors and redundant stockbrokers. Families were asked to...
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Bill Bailey’s beard declared World Heritage Site
Wildlife enthusiasts and ornithologists across the UK have successfully called a halt to the proposed cropping of Bill Bailey’s wild, straggly beard which had been earmarked for clearance sometime in...
View ArticleGriffin hits out at lax controls on bird migration
BNP leader Nick Griffin has hit out at lax border controls which are letting 20,000 foreign birds enter the UK every week. ‘It starts with a family of thrushes taking fruit picking work’ frothed...
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RSPB to focus efforts on saving Angry Birds
After a series of charity scandals, cash-strapped conservation group the RSPB has announced that it will refocus its conservation efforts on saving the Angry Birds, rather than their real cousins....
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Avian privacy group slams RSPB ‘mass surveillance’
Avian rights activists are demanding answers from the government today after the Guardian published tweets from an insider at the RSPB, indicating the shocking extent of directed surveillance against...
View Article‘Bird-nets’ secretly hiding hedge-hair
Netting said to be preventing birds from settling in trees, is in fact part of an elaborate scheme to grow replacement hair for those suffering from premature baldness. Miles of hedgerow have been set...
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